We at Bollocks’R’Us Corporation,
we just Care so much,
about this Important Issue.
There is no other company
that Cares more,
about this Important Issue.
We Care so much
about this Important Issue,
that we went to all this trouble
to tell you how much we Care,
about this Important Issue.
Listen to this high-cost,
dull-as-dishwater celebrity we hired,
as they describe how much we Care,
about this Important Issue.
Buy our overpriced products
to show that you too Care,
about this Important Issue.
Have we told you
how much we Care,
about this Important Issue?
Next month,
we will see what is fashionable
and then also pretend to Care,
about that Important Issue.
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At Bollocks’R’Us Corporation,
We “Care”.
The Latest Bandwagon
Corporation: Let’s jump on
The Latest Bandwagon
and make lots of money.
Several Moments Later…
Corporation: We jumped on
The Latest Bandwagon
and lost lots of money.
Hey, but us executives
still got paid obscenely well.
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Corporate Thinking,
is anything but,
Original Thinking.
Corporate Thinking,
is an Overpriced Cliché.
What Are You Talking About?
Corporate Executives = Buzzword Bozos
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Corporate CEOs trying to act Human
is a confusing performance.
Winning Friends,
Influencing People
There is a well know book called,
“How to Win Friends
and Influence People.”
In other words,
how to be Manipulative.
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Is it not more Meaningful
to be Genuine, to be Authentic?
If being Genuine, being Authentic
Wins Friends, Great.
If being Genuine, being Authentic
Creates Adversaries, Okay.
If being Genuine, being Authentic
Influences People, Wonderful.
If being Genuine, being Authentic
Rouses Animosity, Oh Well.
If being Genuine, being Authentic
Reveals One to be Wrong, So Be It.
If being Genuine, being Authentic
Provides Opportunity for Correction, Fabulous.
If being Genuine, being Authentic
Fosters Deeper Self-Reflection, Perfect.
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Behaviour based on the perspective of
a Religion, an Ideology or even a Philosophy,
is not being Genuine, is not being Authentic,
it is running a shallow level program.
