“Today, in the News,
President Doofus Rump
did something stupid,
AGAIN.”
Definitions
(For those that are a bit slow, like me sometimes.)
Doofus – Dumb.
Rump – Ass.
5D Chess
It is difficult to fathom, how some still cannot recognise that Donald Trump is not playing an elaborate 5D Chess game.
There is no deeply thought-out strategy that Donald Trump is masterfully executing.
Even if there were, against whom is he playing this game? Himself?
No, Donald Trump has no plan, and never had a real viable plan.
The sad reality? Donald Trump has become a tool of the political establishment. They have him on a string, and they are making him dance.
Donald Trump’s arrogance and hubris compel him to think that he is far more clever than he actually is.
In a way though, Donald Trump is playing 5D Chess. Against himself, and he is winning.
Good for him? I guess.
A Sad Pattern
Why does every President have to compensate for their lack of manhood?
The Trump administration has carried on from the Biden administration, even though, there was a whole lot of “Hopey Changey” nonsense, that is yet to materialise.
Donald Trump has become more reminiscent of President Pompous Poser (Barack Obama), than a strong Individual seeking real change.
Many people projected onto Donald Trump and his administration, what they hoped Donald Trump and his administration would be. Rather than, seeing what Donald Trump and his administration, actually were.
It took less than six months for Donald Trump, the “Peace Candidate”, to show who he really is.
He now joins a crowded line-up of past Presidents to have accomplished this very same achievement.
As far as President Sniffy Joe goes, maybe one day, we will find out what his body count of little girls is.
Accountability
The mandatory question for every Presidential candidate and prospective Member of Congress,
“Are you a Paedophile?”
If they are inclined to Lie, then give them the opportunity to Lie, and see what happens.
No Paedophiles in Government!
Credit For Catastrophe
Why are some people crediting Donald Trump for pulling back from outright armed conflict with Iran?
This is like crediting an arsonist for refraining from lighting fires in orphanages and nursing homes, for a time being.
President Doofus Rump is an egotistical nutcase that loves being the centre of attention, even if the fate of the world is in the balance.
Who would have ever thought that there could be an even worse President than President Sniffy Joe?
Donald Trump is sure doing his best to elevate himself to this level.
Making Deals
It is well known that Donald Trump is very transactional in his approach.
Can anybody guarantee that Donald Trump would not sell-out for the right deal?
After all, he is the self-proclaimed, deal maker.
Presidential Pop Quiz
What are the real names of the following
Presidents of the United States?
1. President Pompous Poser.
2. President Sniffy Joe.
3. President Cowboy Cleatus.
A.K.A. President
Cowboy “How is this not Idiocracy” Cleatus.
4. President Doofus Rump.
5. President Monica’s Straw.
(Parents, explain that one
to your young children.)
Morality Through Lies, Somehow
To those that still cling to the idea that Donald Trump is playing some sort of geopolitical 5D chess game.
Do you people consider, that the path toward a just world, populated with moral individuals of integrity, is through a “saviour” president that constantly lies, schemes and manipulates?
Please do explain how this is supposed to make sense.
Political Cowards and Sell-Outs should be treated with greater contempt than even the most vile criminals.
I Was Wrong
President Donald Trump shows himself
to be Lindsey Graham’s Hand Puppet.
I wrongly assumed that
Senator Graham’s tastes
were far younger.
I apologise to both
President Trump and
Senator Graham.
I did not realise the
extent and depth
of their relationship.
The Last American President
Donald Trump, through his Arrogance and Hubris,
indicates a strong desire to be remembered as President.
He may well get his wish.
He may well be remembered as…
The Last American President.
