You’re So Short
You’re so short.
How short are you?
.
You’re so short,
that you need a ladder
to scratch your own ass.
You’re So Black
You’re so black.
How black are you?
.
You’re so black,
that midnight needs to
turn on the lights
to be able to see you.
You’re So Blonde
You’re so blonde.
How blonde are you?
.
You’re so blonde,
that even Blonde Jokes
make fun of you.
Big Nose?
Q. What is Nature’s purpose
for a big nose on males?
A. Advertising.
Why s’s Rather Than s’ ?
It is a personal preference to use s’s to show the possessive form of a word ending in the letter “s”, rather than the more conventional s’.
Why?
Because s’ is reminiscent of a man walking around a party, with his penis hanging out of his pants.
Why would you do that?
Just put it back in your pants.
(I haven’t made this many dick jokes in the last 30 years. What’s happening to me?)
The Wrinkly Pickle
Q. Have you heard about
the new Harry Potter spin off?
A. It’s called Barry Hotter,
a gay stripper from
The Wrinkly Pickle
in Hogsmeade.
(Fine. Have another one.)
Polite Society
“Politics or Religion
are never discussed
in Polite Society.”
.
Oh!
It seems an invitation into Polite Society
should not be expected any time soon.
Punching Down
Don’t Punch Down.
Use your feet and Stomp Down.
It’s Easier.
